what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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