NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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