can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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