He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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