Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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