I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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