my being single is dangerous.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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She bit a glass in half.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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