This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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