The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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