it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize