More tranny stories later!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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