sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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