i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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