i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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