Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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