Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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