I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Randomize
