wrigley field is MILF paradise
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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