You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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