I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
