to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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