well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
