I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
