I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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