Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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