Im at strip club and am horny
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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