last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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