We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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