make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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