I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
try to milk me bitch
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