I bet he comes in French.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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