you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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