i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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