Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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