Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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