god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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