Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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