My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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