i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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