At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
please come you make the beer taste better
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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