guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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