Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My life is pants optional.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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