I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Having a random hookup so left but love u
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
COCAINE IS GR8
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
