gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We have started to decorate penises.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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