Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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