Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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