Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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