Sponge bath it is.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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