That's when you crack a 10am beer
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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