I wish life had little blips of pornography
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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