Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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