I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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