I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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