i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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