1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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